KarenUhOh

Great.

dorothymantooth:

katiebakes:

nickdouglas:

Alex Balk wondered if kids still learn “She’ll Be Coming ‘Round The Mountain” and “This Land Is Your Land.” I think I learned the former outside school, the latter in it. Also learned “Fifty Nifty United States,” which surprised the thirty-odd-old Balk when I told him.

North, south, east, west
In our cool, considered, objective, unprejudiced opinion
NEW JERSEY IS THE BEST
of the…
Fifty nifty United States from 13 original colonies
Shout em spout em tell all about em
One by one til we’ve given a day
To every state that’s (beat) in the US AAAAAAAAAAAAA
In the USA

Seriously.  This “Nifty Fifty” nonsense is like The New Math, isn’t it?

Oh, shit.  You don’t know that there was an Old Math, do you?!

 Try being locked in a head with “Michael, Row The Boat Ashore.”